Our First Baby

My journey on the way to motherhood

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Week 25 

I wish I had more pregnant friends.  It would be nice to have someone to invite to prenatal yoga or to browse the children’s section of the bookstore with me. 

My clothes are not fitting me so well anymore but maternity clothes are still too baggy so I’m stuck in this weird pregnant style purgatory.

I think I’m going to have to give away my cat.  She is a large orange love machine but she makes me sneeze and itch like crazy. 

I want sex ALL THE TIME, but I can’t have it so this puts me in a bad mood quite a bit.

I think I found my first stretch mark.

It’s getting very difficult to paint my toenails.

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23 weeks! She kicks and rolls around pretty constantly now except for when someone else wants to feel it.  I guess she’s shy.  Sleeping is becoming a little more difficult these days and sometimes my back hurts but it is heaven compared to how sick I was during my first trimester.  I have another ultrasound on Tuesday and this will be the first one my husband gets to attend so I’m really excited.  I’ve tried to take a video for him but the tech will never let me so he has only seen pictures.  I finally got her room painted and we’re picking up the furniture to put in next week.  I’m so excited! I can’t believe everything is going by so fast. 

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Ramblings of a pregnant woman...

Me:
I need to pee, but I don't want to get up.
Me:
Couch toilet, y u no exist?
Me:
Shit, my tits are huge.
Me:
Owwww.
Me:
*gets stuck on the floor*
Me:
Why are my tits leaking?
Me:
I'm fat.
Me:
I'm hungry.
Me:
Get out of my uterus.
Me:
Tell this baby to leave my bladder alone.
Me:
We must be having a gorilla.
Me:
Zantac is my best friend.
Me:
My hips hurt.
Me:
My pelvis hurts.
Me:
My pelvis is like jello.
Me:
My feet hurt.
Me:
Shit, I'm tired.
Me:
I dreamed the baby was evil.
Me:
This child is a ninja.
Me:
*waddles*
Me:
I want to cut off my boobs.
Me:
Me gusta. *wearing maternity jeans*
Me:
Fuck it's hot in here.
Me:
I love you, Boppy wedge.
Me:
My back hurts.
Me:
*can't tie shoes properly*
Me:
*sneezes* *worries water broke*
Me:
I need a fucking bagel.
Me:
Don't touch me.
Me:
Nobody enters my pelvis until this baby exits it.
Me:
I want a catheter.
Me:
Why are my hands so dry?
Me:
*husband makes food* Get that shit away from me. It smells like ass.
Me:
*burps*
hahaha